Love these! My friend sent me this one yesterday. I died.http://www.someecards.com/valentines-day-cards/sorry-the-only-ring-youre-wearing-this-valentines-day-is-a-contraceptive-in-your-vagina
The Target one happened to me today. Does not help that my mom works there and lets me share her discount. Does not help at all.
Someecards are my FAVORITE! ... I can usually relate, mostly with the last one you posted...
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