Thursday, July 29, 2010


Fred Blocks.

How cool are these!?

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

The Top 10 Most Idiotic Parenting Products

Compliments of COLT-MONDAY.COM

1.Hands Baby Pillow

"Hey, now you’re baby can be cuddled by two creepy disembodied hands while they sleep,Plenty more needless baby junk after the jump!"

2. Pregnancy Sound System

3.Plush Pee and Poo

"That’s right! #1 and #2 now come in adorable doll form, so your crotchspawn can have an even weirder fascination with their own waste. But where’s Plush Projectile Vomit? Frankly, I learned pretty quickly that going to the bathroom would be the most enjoyable part of daily life, and I didn’t need no dolls to help me come to that realization."

4.Hot Dog Slicer

"I know all your free time is taken up by your kid, but really? You can’t take the 10 extra seconds to slice up a hot dog by yourself? I could see Karlson buying this so he can toss the cubes in his Easy Mac."

5.High Heels For Babies

"cause you can’t wait for your child to start channeling her inner Paris Hilton!"

6.The Baby Leash

"Every time I see a kid strapped down with one of these, I just think about the psychiatrist bills he’s going to rack up later on in life. “Mommy treated me like a dog!”

7.The Tinkle Tube

"You’re supposed to hold this on your baby boy’s you-know-what so he doesn’t spray the seat during toilet training, and then pour it into the toilet afterward. Insert your own smarmy Freud/Oedipus joke here"

8.The “Time Out” Pad

"What, do you live in a completely round house with no corners, or are just a really big fan of Jerry Orbach’s character in Dirty Dancing? Then this is perfect for you! Now, while you’re kid’s being punished, he can sit on something that lights up and makes sounds! No child would find that enjoyable!"

9.The Daddle

"Because the father hasn’t been emasculated enough, now when your toddler wants to play “Horsey”, he can toss this over the not-so-proud Poppa’s back and complete the illusion/embarrassment."

10.The Placenta Teddy Bear

"It’s exactly what you think it is: A teddy bear constructed of the placenta your baby spent 9 months with inside Mommy’s belly. G-R-O-S-S. Ick ick ick. Get it off me! You should only buy this if you want your kid to grow up to be like Wild Bill in Silence of the Lambs."

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Giveway Winner is....

Congrats Mandy!!!! I hope your thrilled to be receiving a pair of your choice
Pleasantly Plump Knit booties!!! :)
Can you please email me your choice of bootie/size, with shipping info
you can visit PLEASANTLY PLUMPS ETSY to browse the options of booties!!!
& for the rest of ya'll who didnt win check out her Etsy store anyways and get yourself a pair!

Busting my ass!

So its been two weeks since Ive gone to Portland and came back to start fresh!
I started a strict diet of NO BULLSHIT, no soda, no candy, no fried food, no burritos, NOTHING of what I LOVE TO EAT! Im determined to shed these last 10/11 pounds of baby weight...and so far so good. I am seeing results. I work out EVERYDAY for an hour with exception to tonight bc Im exhausted from Pella being up all night the last 2 nights. So I figure now would be a good time to update my blog and share the progress. The deal as of right now is ONE MONTH dieting and exercise EVERYDAY, end date Aug 13th. My regimen includes mostly Cardio, mixed with some strength. I took before pictures which I plan on posting when this is over. if I have the balls to let a bunch of strangers check out my pooch pouch. My workouts include my in home sweet ass treadmill, steep hills, stadium stairs, some tennis, and running a HS track.
anyways heres a couple pics of the ridiculous workouts and my workout playlist.

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Friday, July 23, 2010

Could this be you?!

I sometimes find myself browsing through, typically the FREE section and MISSED CONNECTIONS... obviously these are the best GOODIE PACKED categories on that site.... while browsing through Ventura's Craigslist I stumbled upon this gem!

TITLE​:​ you work at wendy​s and wear no bra

BODY:​you are older​ about​ 40 and you wear your wendy​s shirt​ with it puffe​d open and i can alway​s see your boob by looki​ng in.​.​.​.​.​recen​tly i went throu​gh and got an erect​ion .... would​ you like to watch​ me strok​e it in the drive​ thru,​ i know you have seen it out ....

Seriously??!!!!???!!! Golden missed connection right here.

Its Friday, I wish I could be going through the Taco Bell drive through and getting a HUGE Mountain Dew and a crunchwrap..... diets are awesome, so are the brownies sitting on my kitchen counter then I CANT eat.
Have a good weekend!

Monday, July 19, 2010

Summer Fashion and the Weekend

The weekends are always so busy for me I never get around to updating the blog, I know the Summer Fashion week is over, but I todays ensemble is posting worthy. This is the dress I bought at the craft fair I went to in Long beach, made by DANITY JUNE. loveee this dress!
Also this weekend We went to the la FLEA MARKET. and apparently turned heads these custom made bedazzled pumps! lol

Heres some PEEj pics from over the weekend. shes the best!

Friday, July 16, 2010

I don't mean to be rude, just curious.....are your tah tah's real? if so, your lucky! if not, your lucky!

they arent real.. I was young and dumb, I had a C cup. pre-boob job, and decided I wanted to be a DD...stoooopid idea. but thank you! I plan on taking them out, getting a reduction, and lift...

Ask me anything

My Humble Abode.

Well I got an itch to clean up the casa de Marce y Peej
and snapped a few photos of what our home looks like and some of my favorite things within my home.... enjoy!

the painting my best friend gave me at my shower.... <3>
KLT Works Mobile
my fave piece of artwork Peej has!

Pella's Room! my fave room in the casa!

The master suite, where the LOVE MAKING happens....SYKE!
TEENY WEENY ASS bathroom no point in even showing this thing!
The Dutch front door, one of my FIRST things I changed on this house!
The TRINKET hutch , where my brick a brack collects
The Bonus room, where I spend most of my time!
The front room,aka UNLIVED IN room, love that bay window though!

and finally heres a few of my most favorite things in my home!
1. Pellas vintage booties, still in the OG packaging.
2. My collection of Limoges, thats just a few, I have tons!
3. My Orla Kiely Canister set, took me a few different Targets to find all three :)
4.My tattoo flash of the circus Boston Terrier and Horse
5. Owl Lantern from Anthro
6. My collage of my DEAREST PEEJ!
7. Pella's 1950's rocking chair
8. The painting of "baby unknown" that was a gift from my dearest friend Tiffany, the best part is not knowing if Pella was a boy or A girl, this baby in the painting acutally resembles her..which is why its so special to me.


TOday was another HOT ONE!!
White laying tank-TARGET PJ section (with built in bra) WOOP!
Tee: BDG from Urban Outfitters
Shorts: BDG High waisted cotton shorts from Urban Outfitters
you'd think I worked at Urban!!! lol
NO shoes! too hot! no makeup Too HOT!!!
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