I sometimes find myself browsing through craigslist.org, typically the FREE section and MISSED CONNECTIONS... obviously these are the best GOODIE PACKED categories on that site.... while browsing through Ventura's Craigslist I stumbled upon this gem!
TITLE: you work at wendys and wear no bra
BODY:you are older about 40 and you wear your wendys shirt with it puffed open and i can always see your boob by looking in.....recently i went through and got an erection .... would you like to watch me stroke it in the drive thru, i know you have seen it out ....
BODY:you are older about 40 and you wear your wendys shirt with it puffed open and i can always see your boob by looking in.....recently i went through and got an erection .... would you like to watch me stroke it in the drive thru, i know you have seen it out ....
Seriously??!!!!???!!! Golden missed connection right here.
Its Friday, I wish I could be going through the Taco Bell drive through and getting a HUGE Mountain Dew and a crunchwrap..... diets are awesome, so are the brownies sitting on my kitchen counter then I CANT eat.
Have a good weekend!
Hahahhahahahhahah!
ReplyDeleteOH MY GAWD! Best missed connection of life! OF LIFE!
hahahaha! that is HILARIOUS. people are so freaking weird.
ReplyDeleteoh my god....thats soo amazing! such creeps out there!
ReplyDeleteHey there, I bought the new ergo off your blog a couple weeks ago and still haven't received it. If you could email me and let me know what's up I would appreciate it. THanks, lindsaypai@live.com
ReplyDeletethis motherfucker is vile hahahahahahahahahahaaa
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